|SFH| vs [H69UK] ClanBase Ladder Match - Report By |SFH| Richie |DCL|

Final Score 0 - 1 (16 - 8)

God it feels like the most pointless match report I will ever write for this clan, well I fucking hope so (oh and get used to the swearing because I bet there is going to be a lot of it in this one) so I better start...

Team lined up as Yoda (cap), Eddie, Richie, Gizmo, Food and ONESHOT. (Just remember the names of the last two because that's all that's left of them, names and a very bad taste in my mouth)

Round 1 | Score 9 - 3

Right we played on their server but unfortunately no-one was allowed to spectate which in hindsight was a real pain. We did the knife round which I believe we lost, and they chose CT. Yoda was calling the shots and we set off on some direct rushing with Eddie in the first few rounds picking up some good kills and we settled into a brief pattern, they had a good rush which caught us off guard and we all seemed to get stuck together in the door to the right and were cut to pieces. However, Yoda got us back on track and we rushed successfully for the remaining rounds. I must admit that I only paid attention to the overall score and not individuals so at halftime Food had racked up an impressive score but I took no screen shots so I don't know.

It was at this change over that the opposition requested that Food come for a test on mirc afterwards, we all guessed what it was for and I will admit to feeling a little insulted at the accusation as I would liked to have believed that SFH players wouldn't cheat (boy was I wrong!)

Round 2 | Score 7 - 5

We were CT, and for the first round they kind of caught us all off guard. I wasn't ready, ONESHOT wasn't even on the server and Gizmo said he wasn't sure we had even started. Unsurprisingly they won the first couple of rounds. Out-gunned, they were making good on their way to winning as Terrorist, but we were not to be out done. We adapted well to their rushing strategy and split the team up to cover the bomb site. Soon we had a couple of round wins and then the pressure bit in, we knew if we could win 1 more round then we would at least draw the match. We got it, then all we needed was one more round and we had won the match. I don't remember much else, we got the round win and then they sort of gave up. We then got another and it was all basically over. It was the most rewarding win of our short career, we had fought hard and not too bad tactically as well. I felt we had earned the win. How little I knew... Total Score (for all its worth) 16 - 8

But Then...

Well we went to their IRC channel as requested and they wanted us to put in this little script in to see if we cheat. I ran it as I was first and naturally it came up clean, Yoda was clean, Eddie and gizmo both showed up nothing. Just then, Food arrived. All we could see then was:

<|SFH| Food> OGC this
<|SFH| Food> OGC that
<|SFH| Food> OGC something else
<|SFH| Food> OGC...
<Everyone Else> Oh my fucking god!
<|SFH| Food> OGC...
<Everyone Else> What the fuck is all this shit?!

...and believe me it went on and on and fucking on! I just sat there like a fucking prick staring at the screen. The 69K guys were pissing themselves with laughter and Yoda had already kicked him from the clan before it had even finished. The fucking bastard! What the fuck was he doing hacking?!?! Jesus! I would fucking prefer losing every game I play in but at least I play fucking clean! Words really fail to describe here the fucking annoyance this caused me, I'm sure you all felt it too and it isn't fucking nice....

So there we have it... we had lost the match no surprise really, they get the default win and fuck knows what happens to us. They think it's all over... nope, to cap it all ONESHOT runs the script and boom!, more OGC! By comparison he didn't seem to have it anything like Food and I don't really know for sure... I do hold a small doubt about what it was on the screen and what the files were, but I do believe its enough and he is one of us no more.

Well that was it really I am sure we grovelled sufficiently to prove we were unaware of their indiscretions but somehow I feel violated to have had cheaters among us. I hope this proves to be a warning for the rest of us, me included about what it is to be in the clan. Its not about the winning all the time, its also about how we play the game. Last report I condemned a member of this team for poor taste joke to one of our opponents (sorry Yoda) but this is shit loads worse. I hope 69K accept a replay as they were a good team to play against, hard to beat and never said anything during the game to suggest they felt cheated and just kept playing the game In the end that's what it is all about.

Enough already I have ranted enough, fuck em all!