This is a quick guide to help you on your way to become the true elite.
Follow closely and no-one will ever mistake you for noob ever again.

1)Think about a cool nick, dont make it meaningful like a word or a charachter. Choose random letters, preferably 3 like "hDe", "rzA", "brG". Dont use by-gone special chars like '4' '!' etc.

2) Now start a clan yourself, since you won't get into e decent one yourself yet. Call it "Team" something. Try to find some sponsors and discover it won't work, then fake your sponsors and place it in your topic. Your channel should look like SK now. Get some idler-clones too.

3) Go and find players for the clan, should be easy u have sponsors right, discover they all suck. A good option is to find noobs and give them hax, or find good haxing nubs on pubs. Make them change their nick when they join, tell everyone they've played since beta's in foreign clans.

4)Go and play wars. Show up late, that shows you are in control. Complain about lag directly after connecting, complain about plugins too. Dont say a word in the whole war especially not "gl hf". You don't talk to noobs do you.

5) When you win say sopmething like "gg nubs" or "cu nubs". During war exclaim "boring...", "I never play noobs again" etc. Make sure they know you are to leet for them.

6) If you however lose you have a few options. An option that you do not have is to say "gg", that would being admitting that they were better. Try ways like hax, luck, lag, bad hairday. Convince them u were still the better clan.

7) If someone comes to your chan after war and they say "gg" flame and ban them. That will show them for being blatantly rude in YOUR channel.

8) Play pubs and flame everyone. When someone talks to you dont argument, u type "su n00b". You might get shot or knifed while typing, then just press quit. Pro's dont play pubs anyway.

9) Never answers question in forums or by PM, only when it's from an attending CPL clan. You can't waste your time on losers.

10) Flame people about not having a social life, fake a girlfriend and some stories what u do to her. Fake some IRL activities like going out, while just watching TV or playing the latest singleplayer game. People will think of you as the perfect being.

lol top notch...

/me experiments

your the man demon

rofl

btw i got a habbit a rolf habbit

Flame people about not having a social life, fake a girlfriend and some stories what u do to her.

rofl lamlo ^ reminds me of every clan match ive ever had...ive met a lot of people liek that...

the ddr guys are tools.

LMAO! I did not mean to suggest any such thing! Im sure DDR are really very lovely chaps...